- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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