- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Liverpool City Football Club

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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