Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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