Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

women's rights

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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