I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Jersey Shore.

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Tilt your screen back .

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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