- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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