Water? I hardly know her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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