- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

The GOV and the WHO?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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