AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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ejaculation JLR

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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The dewey decimal system

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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