- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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