is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Penis

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cory

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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