Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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It's all Taggart

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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