Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A miserable man committed suicide.

Jersey Shore.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Tilt your screen back .

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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