why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -29

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -29

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops