Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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