- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Cripples are lame.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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