- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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