How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Mahmy

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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