- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A cat playing laser tag.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Chicken

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

oh hey.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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