- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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