What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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no.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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DEATH.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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