- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

rent a cops

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

An Aisian failed a test

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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