Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

BIG PENIS

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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