why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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The queen having a shit

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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