Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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The queen having a shit

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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