.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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