what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Justin beiber..

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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derp

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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