What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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