Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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