Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Knock Knock. Not home.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

The queen having a shit

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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