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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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