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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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