Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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save me from the nothing ive become

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Anti Joke

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