- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why was the boy sad? because.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

JUST KIDDING^

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Justin beiber..

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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