- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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