- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Win industrial estate, Newry

so how about that irline food

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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