- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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