- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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