How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What is red? A rock painted red

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

your mom is so fat.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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