Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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whats 7+4? 74

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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João Duarte reads this.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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