Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Tim likes girls

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Maths.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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