A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Antijokes...

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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