Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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