Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

T u r n i p s

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Anti Joke

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