whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

your so fat. your fat!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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