- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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