Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

epic win?

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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