I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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LIFE :(

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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