3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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