Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

rabbits running in my bathroom!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Your existance.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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