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Albert your flies undone.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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