- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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