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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Trump will make America great again.