What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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baloney sandwich

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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