- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you end a sentence

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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