- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

knock knock whos there? nobody

2 + 2 = 4

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Corn Muffins

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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