- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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