what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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