- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what are three short words? i a am

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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