- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you end a sentence

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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