- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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