- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*