Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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