Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Click here to end the world.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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