What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

being sober in a bar fight

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

G:nock nock B:come in!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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