- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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