How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Face Hunter is scum

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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