- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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