- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

The holocaust

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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