- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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