- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

who is not good looking? mon morello

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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