- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

You sick fiend

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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