What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Anti Joke

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