- Anti Joke

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

whats brown and booky a book.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.