Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Face Hunter is scum

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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