Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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alex is cool

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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