Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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