What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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womans having rights.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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