Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Anti Joke

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