- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

whats brown and booky a book.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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