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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Women's rights.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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