- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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