Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

The holocaust

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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