roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A jew enters a mall.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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