Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

The queen having a shit

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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