- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

That's illegal What? Your mom

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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