This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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women's rights.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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8===D

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

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