- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

epic win?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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