- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

This is a joke.

F? No k

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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