- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's half of 8? o

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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