- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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