What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How come anti jokes r funny

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

think twice or at least think

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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