Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Obama being reelected.

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