- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Fine, ladies first.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Uh... What was emulating again?

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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