- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

whats brown and booky a book.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Screw it you write the joke.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How come anti jokes r funny

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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