I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Robin, get in the car!

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