- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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