- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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