Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

womens rights

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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