How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Abortion

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

cory

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Oh, go away

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Neil Lewis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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