- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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