Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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