how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Robin, get in the car!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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