- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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