Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

think twice or at least think

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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