What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Double-whammy

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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