How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Trump will make America great again.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Your mom.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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